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If you have managed to see even one episode of the much talked about show “Ancient A̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s” on History TV, you would know who Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is. Tsoukalos, or the ‘A̳n̳c̳i̳e̳n̳t̳ a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳ guy’, as he is better known of as, is basically famous for two things, his A̳n̳c̳i̳e̳n̳t̳ astronaut theory and his hair.

The reason behind Giorgio A. Tsoukalos’ crazy hair

The creepy and weird hairstyle of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos would initially remind you either of the rock bands that used to perform in the 80s or they would remind you of the Kazon, the aggressive warrior species from the Delta Quadrant, as shown in the sci-fi series Star Trek. While many think that the hair of the A̳n̳c̳i̳e̳n̳t̳ a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳ guy was always like this, it is time that their thoughts are debunked, as the hair of Tsoukalos has evolved over the years, from absolutely normal style to the weirdo style that you get to see today.

When asked about the secret behind maintaining such hairstyle, Tsoukalos gave all the credit to the hairsprays that he uses on his hair quite a few times a day. The reason for using the hairsprays for so many times is a bigger secret than the secrets of the a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s though.

What do people think about it?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos' crazy hair

When it comes to public reaction, Tsoukalos gets all sorts of them. While a few admirers are surprisingly available, most people make fun of the hair style and do not shudder to pass comments on the same. There is a common gossip which is pretty popular in the crowd, as per which Tsoukalos himself was abducted by the a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s once and it was the a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s who styled his hair that way. We have to agree that this theory is no less interesting than the theory of A̳n̳c̳i̳e̳n̳t̳ astronauts.

There are many memes that are generated with Tsoukalos, some of which are rather funny ones and gives a clear indication about what people think about the hair of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. The texts of these memes are:

  • You’ll have to excuse my hair, I just had a mind blowing orgy with some a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s
  • My hair is ALIENS
  • I may not always fix my hair, but when I do, I fix it Giorgio style
  • E̳x̳t̳r̳a̳t̳e̳r̳r̳e̳s̳t̳r̳i̳a̳l̳s̳ invented everything…except my hair. That was all me.
  • Name like Giorgio Tsoukalos and hair like that…must be an a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳
  • Who does Giorgio A. Tsoukalos’ hair? A̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s.
  • Giorgio A. Tsoukalos – America’s most wanted hair gel thief
  • Only my hairdresser knows – she’s an a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳
  • My hair doesn’t move when I am sideways. Hairsprays? A̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s!

And the funniest one is,

  • It’s obvious a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s are real, just look at my freaking hair

It seems that Tsoukalos really loves his hair, no matter how weird people may find it to be, as he kept the same raised hair style even on his marriage day. Hopefully people didn’t think that he got an electric shock by the a̳l̳i̳e̳n̳s as he was getting married.

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